Lady Gaga On Oprah

Lady Gaga is going to be on Oprah this Friday! Maybe she’ll sing, maybe she’ll dance, but she’ll definitely wear some ridiculous outfit. I just hope she doesn’t wear any stupid head gear like she did when she visited Ellen a while back.

Quitting Time

As everyone the world over has heard at this point, Oprah announced this week that she will be stepping down from her talk show in September 2011. While I never was Oprah’s biggest fan, she didn’t really do any wrong by me. Sure the woman gets overexcited, yells, draws out syllables in a comical fashion, and puts wildly expensive items on her favorite things list every year that no one could possibly afford, but really, who hasn’t? Her weight loss/gain is famous, as are videos of her talking about sweet potatoes. And she’s obviously smart, successful, good at what she does, and could buy and sell the entire population just for fun.

All I’m saying is that I can’t imagine a world where Oprah isn’t on television, much like I can’t imagine a salad bar without a sneeze guard. It’s safe, it works, and people go to the salad bar expecting that strip of plastic to keep the lettuce safe. When Oprah’s time comes, she will surely be missed. I mean, now how will we know which books to read?

Sarah and Carrie- The Same Person?

From www.thrfeed.com, it was reported that Sarah Palin’s interview on Oprah this week gave the show its highest ratings in two years, meaning Palin got more viewers than Whitney Houston did. Palin was on Oprah to dodge questions, dance around issues, and promote her new book, “Going Rogue.” Why can’t it was be called “Going Away”?

And does anyone else think that Carrie Prejean is just a more visually appealing clone of Palin? They could even be the same person. I’ve never seen them in the same room together. Both are evil women, they cling to their faith and use it as the support to every thing they do, negate or tap dance around their indecent behavior, and disrespect reputable newscasters. They also share the same favorite pastime, denying U.S. citizens their natural rights. Hopefully we will never EVER see Sarah Palin in a bikini though.

I Want My Precious

Wow, what a day and age we live in when a movie staring Monique and Mariah Carey would be garnering Oscar buzz. We are, and that movie is Precious. And seriously, this movie looks intense. I can’t even watch the trailer without getting uncomfortable and instantly loving the titular character. Plus, Mariah wears bad make up and has bad hair. I love it! Tyler Perry and Oprah have joined their other worldly forces to produce, re-solidifying them as the most powerful people on the planet. This makes sense, since they are basically each other but the opposite gender.

Gabourey Sidibe plays Precious. I have seen her in interviews on TV, and I love this actress already! She is so smart, down to Earth, and really understands the role in which she undoubtedly receive numerous awards and mentions for. And Monique just looks plain scary as her abusive, crazy mother.

The movie is opening to limited release as of right now, but if you’re lucky enough to live in one of the three cities it’s playing in, go see it. The plot is no doubt way heavy, what with the abuse, teen pregnancy, and incest, but beneath it shines a truly great story. And did I mention ugly Mariah?

Kirstie Cleans House

On Oprah today, Kirstie Alley was talking about her odd jobs, from house cleaner to actress all the way up to professional yo-yo dieter.  She revealed her secrets to keeping a clean house, such as getting on your hands and knees to scrub the floor, or cleaning the toilets with a toothbrush military style. One bizarre secret she shared with us is that she uses vodka, not cleaning liquids, to get her bathroom spic and span. Plus apparently it’s cheaper. Kirstie recommends getting a big bottle of the cheapest vodka you can find because it’s antibacterial, non-toxic, and doesn’t smell. Well, well, someone sure knows her way around the liquor cabinet. I’m not so sure I support such a flagrant use of alcohol, but whatever works. Just keep it away from the maid.