Come Back Soon, Jersey Shore

Last week was the finale and reunion special of Jersey Shore, and while it was sad to say good bye to those over-tanned rascals, it still has not sank in. Of course, we were able to order the uncensored DVD of the first season before the show even finished airing it’s finale, so maybe that will help ease the lonely nights.

For all of it’s ridiculousness and over the top attitudes that filled the tacky beach house, it was like they were a little mafia family, sticking together to fight off cougars, juice heads, and other zoo animals of varying levels of skanktitude. That’s what I think made this bunch different from any group of boring white kids over on The Real World. These people actually got along, liked each other, and formed quite the little family. Sure, they were also egotistical, meat headed, and a little slutty, but who’s keeping track.

When you think about it, it’s the little things that bond us together. For some friends they all share the same political backgrounds, enjoy hobbies, or are obsessed with Elvis. These kids loved tanning, drinking, hooking up in hot tubs, and getting into fights on the boardwalk. And I for one enjoyed each crazy antic, from adorable Snooki getting punched, Mike “The Situation” always without a shirt, or Ronnie being thrown in jail. I will miss Jersey Shore, and hopefully they are all back for season two, even if it means Mtv shelling out more money per episode.

I Did It All For The Snooki

Oh, poor Snooki. Second week in a row she’s gotten smacked up. But this time it was by a very angry “zoo animal” the boys brought home from some random Jersey skank hole. I love Snooki, and pray each night for her own spin-off, but I must suggest she come equipped with a crash helmet. Her little face can’t take much more! And Mike “The Situation” better watch out next week. You cannot ever compare a girl’s midsection to a dinner roll and expect to leave with your balls intact.

Welcome To Jersey

Tonight on MTV is the premiere of the newest “let’s throw em in a house and see who cracks first” reality show, Jersey Shore. The show shows us what happens when a bunch of annoying, over tanned and hair gelled 20-somethings from Jersey live in a house and act like douche bags. For some reason the first episode will be two hours long, or 20 minutes if you record and skip through all the bullshit (Like me!). I for one will watch just for the pure absurdity of watching people yell, brag about their six-packs, claim that they are “hot” or”fly” and then inevitably turn the house into a cage match fight. Plus, Real World isn’t on air right now and something has to fill the void. Tools in one corner, bimbos in another. Let’s rumble!