Tonight on television, y’all need to be tuned in to ABC for your weekly fix of crack-cocaine, served up in the form of Desperate Housewives and Brothers & Sisters.
On DH, Lynette enjoys attention because of her massive pregnancy breasts. Damn Felicity Huffman is beautiful, and William H Macy better worship her. Elsewhere on the block, stupid John is back to date Gaby’s niece and then smooch on Gaby. The promo monkeys are leading us to believe Carlos catches them in a lip lock, but he could just as well be gasping at his first glance of the new set of twins Lynette is sporting.
Sara will finally be back on B&S, but the episode looks like it’s gonna be all sunshine and rainbows. Sara frolics around in France and has a steamy foreign affair. Kitty and Robert are shacked up in Norah’s, and cancer? What cancer? At least Sarah is back and we better get to see her reaction to Kitty’s news or I’m gonna choke Berlanti myself. Expect Rebecka to be screechy and annoying and Norah to be wacky and cook lots of yummy food.